I am currently on probation for so-called “hate speech” on Facebook. I have decided to supply a list of secret messages for my social media. Every time you see me post one of these statements on Facebook, please come over to my blog to see what I really mean.
“Facebook is fair.” means “Facebook is an oppressive pile of shit.”
“Biscuit” means “Cracker.”
“Carbon based matter that absorbs all wavelengths of light” means “Black people.”
“Carbon based matter that reflects all wavelengths of light” means “White people.”
“Bizarro” means the opposite… so if I say that “Joe Biden is so bizarro smart” then please understand that he is an idiot.
And now for the most important one…
“Zuckerberg is the best!” means “Zuckerberg can suck a bag of dicks!”
