I think it is time for all of us to sit down as a nation and discuss the growing epidemic of blonde on brunette violence. When as a people are we ever going to learn to see past the hair? I dream for the day that a person will be judged not by the color of their hair but the content of their character.
(If by any chance you think that what I just said sounds stupid, that is precisely how the rest of the world sounds to me. Good day.)