Madonna made big news last night when she was yanked from behind down a flight of stairs after being pulled by her cape that was reportedly tied too tightly around her neck. This is the most attention that Madonna has received in years. If I were Madonna’s agent, I would recommend that she leave her cape tied too tightly for the remainder of her tour. Madonna gave us “Like a Prayer” and “Like a Virgin”… we could call this her “Like a Slinky” tour! I can already hear her new hit song in my head:
“I made it through the factory
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how fun I was
Until I found you
I was neat
At your feet
On your stairs
Alone or in pairs
And you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a slinky
Touched like a wonderful toy
Like a slinky
Fun for a girl… or a boy.”
