I was paid a visit from my guardian angel last night. He told me that he was trying to earn his wings. He took me on an amazing journey through the past to discover what life would have been like if I had never existed. He showed me that everyone would still be doing just fine without me. He revealed that my friends and family seemed to actually be doing better without me around. I turned to my guardian angel and said, “Screw you and your stupid wings… that was just mean.”