10: You refer to inmate #764214 as “The one with the pretty mouth”
9: The guards keep asking for more pay… and more butter!
8: You have “strip searches” listed as one of your hobbies
7: “Schindler’s List” is your favorite comedy
6: You frequently say, “Look Ma, No Hands!” during the body cavity searches
5: You keep lamenting to yourself that Nelson Mandela was “the one that got away”
4: More often than not, you end up wearing the handcuffs
3: His moustache keeps tickling your leg (Oh, I’m sorry… that is one of the top ten signs that you may be violating Gene Shalit)
2: You refer to them as the “Geneva Suggestions”
1: The number one sign that you may be violating the Geneva Conventions: Two words – Panty Hats!
Top 10 Signs That You May Be Violating The Geneva Conventions
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