Time for your bedtime story everyone.
Once upon a time there was a brave and powerful leader named Barack Obama that told a mean and evil country named Syria that if they ever used chemical weapons against their own people that this would cross a “red line” resulting in serious repercussions. Syria then used chemical weapons against their own people.
President Obama then told Syria that this was very mean and that he was going to attack them to teach them a lesson. Then out of nowhere popped out a Russian leader named “Pooty poot”. The Russian leader said “Please don’t attack Syria… I will make them promise to destroy all of their chemical weapons by February 5th”. President Obama said “Ok Pooty Poot, but if they don’t have all of their weapons destroyed by February 5th then they are GONNA GET IT!”
February 5th eventually came and went. Inspectors then went into Syria and announced to the world that only 11 percent of Syria’s chemical weapons had been destroyed. The brave and powerful President Obama then responded to this defiance by hosting a steak dinner with the President of France and talking with various Senate Democrats regarding the need to increase the federal debt ceiling… and everyone lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
